11/30/2022 0 Comments Night of revenge costumes![]() ![]() and your sister seems to be going nuts with that Smile Dip. Robbie: Dude, your sister did it! Mabel: (Running on the ground sideways in a circle) WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! Wendy: Come on, Dipper! Dipper: Okay Okay! Just gotta get a foothold. Dipper: Oh, you mean The Big Muffin! Robbie: Uh, it's a giant explosion. Robbie: Yeah, I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower. The Inconveniencing Dipper: Mabel, do you believe in ghosts? Mabel I believe you're a big dork! Hahaha! (Dipper Puts pencil against the globe, making Mabel fall off) ![]() Stan: Bodies change, honey! Bodies change. There's a lot of money tied up in this thing. Stan: Good news, Mabel! You have to marry Gideon! Mabel: WHAT?! Stan: It's all part of my long term deal with Bud Gleeful. I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand! Dipper: Mabel, come on, it's not like you gonna have to marry Gideon. I went to jail there once!ĭipper: What the heck happened on that date? Mabel: I don't know. ![]() Bud Gleeful: (cutting him off) Ah, ah, it's imported - all the way from Colombia! Stan: Wow. But as long as you're here, you simply must come in for coffee! Stan: I don't think. Bud Gleeful: Well, I haven't seen the boy around. Bud Gleeful: Well, well! Stanford Pines! What brings you here? Stan: Outta the way, Bud. Dipper: What do you mean? Soos: Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one? Dipper: Am I! Soos: Yeah! Dipper: One at a time! One at a time! Mabel: Oh, leave him alone! You never wanna do girly stuff with me! You and Soos get to do guy stuff all the time. He is one dapper little man! Dipper: Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head. Mabel: I know, right? Rawr! I was hanging out with my new pal Gideon. What's going on? Dipper: Whoa, where have you been? And what's with those nails? You look like a wolverine. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears! Various tourists: Oh yeah! That makes perfect sense! That was totally worth the drive! Behold, me! The Hand That Rocks the Mabel Stan: For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. Mabel: Your wife is going to be beautiful! Biker: Yes! Dipper: Mabel! We've got a big break in the case! Biker: But will she love me?! Stan: But enough about me. My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin' better! (Awkward silence) Her aim is gettin' better! Ya see, it's funny, because marriage is terrible! WHAT?! Headhunters Mabel and Biker: Three, four, five, six. Rosanna: Oh, Reginald! Stan: Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. Reginald: Now that we're alone, Rosanna, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you. ![]() Mabel: He did use the word "scrabdoodle". Soos: Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw! Dipper: Maybe that old guy was crazy after all. Beaver 1: I love cavorting! Beaver 2: That deserves a hug! Dipper: But, w-what was that noise there? I heard a monster noise. What is that, a woodpecker? Dipper and Mabel: AAAHH! Grunkle Stan: Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car? Dipper and Mabel: YAY! Dipper: Wait, what? Dipper: Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold? Grunkle Stan: Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. Dipper: Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day? Grunkle Stan: You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! Uh-oh. Isn't that right, honey? Mabel: You guys are butt-faces! The Legend of the Gobblewonker Grunkle Stan: It's Family Fun Day, genius! We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. You see, your sister's not in any danger. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. Another crowd member: Is it a face? Grunkle Stan: It's a rock that looks like a face! Dipper: Over here! Grunkle Stan? Grunkle Stan: For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!ĭipper: Hey, hey! Let go of my sister! Jeff (the gnome leader): Oh, hey there. Crowd member: Does it look like a rock? Grunkle Stan: No, it looks like a face. Grunkle Stan: And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock" the rock that looks like a face. That was just an accident with the leaf blower. Mabel: Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me! Dipper: Ah! Mabel: Heh heh, gullible. Season 1 Tourist Trapped Mabel: He's looking at it, he's looking at it! A boy: Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely? Mabel: I rigged it!
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